here we are again,  today was the day of a buddy's surf invitational and it was pretty sweet.  lots of people showed, had a good run.  heather was supposed to show but chose instead to go shopping and spend the day w/ scott whom she is not boning in theory.  i can see the look of 'bone' in both their faces tho so i dont believe a word of it.  i am the nosy guy of the group and i make it my solemn duty to know the whereabouts and activities of everyone else in the group.  this is an official position.  as it would happen the majority of the group makes it a point to share these very things with me so it's obvious that they too recognize my importance.  all except for heather and scott anyway.  no one need fear tho becuz i will get to the bottom of this little mystery.  there is an attempt underway now to get some of the others blogging here so that i can run my own stripped down version of a gossip column.  then everyone can read about themselves and fight amongst one another via blog.  joke- no one actually argues w/anyone.  all in good fun.  for the record since it will be now painfully obvious that im not completely secure in my masculinity, i am not a gay aspiring gossip columnist and everyone should know that.  nothing wrong w/a hetero man displaying a love of the clearly gay trait of gossip. still, im not sure if it would make things easier or not beacuse of the advent of text messaging.  im pretty sure that verizon, cingular(at+t), sprint(nextel), and tmobile are cash cows becuz of all of us.  in one day a day last year heather clocked over 40 texts in a day (alright it was her birthdy but still)- all from differnt people- and i myself logged over 20.  thats a combined total of over 60 people.  now figure in brandon, amber, scott, amy, sofia, angie, lauren, karin, mike, eric, tom, ed, kelly, the other brandon, aaron, tim, ryan, dames, augustus serpentine lewellyn the 3d, pat, nick, the other mike, taylor, kim, adam, jack, serita, jill, sara, bruce, tara, and giles livingston havencrest-delorean-fumanchu the 1st and u get quite the network of calls, paging, texts and internet communiques burning up the airwaves.  heavy.  why was blogging even invented? im curious.  but ill admit it has a strange pull because i think its kinda dumb and yet here i am doing it.  huh. 

it's time for me to eat now, a practice im very fond of.  i really love to eat.  im gonna have me some beer, some chicken, some rice, some sweet potatoes, and a big bowl of green jell-o.

 

~~update- this was actually an entry that i started on a few days ago but just now got around to putting up.  since that time i have still not figured out whether scott and heather are boning, but i did discover that my buddy bruce is getting married.  scary.

okay so a girlfriend of mine beat me until i agreed to keep a blog, simply becuz she happens to keep one.  i dont really know how she manages to keep one with her schedule but since she does, i guess i can too.  lets see...today i got up, checked the surf, hit the surf, washed off the surf, removed the surf apparel, put on fresh surf apparel, and went to breakfast at a little deli that sits near the surf.  the psycho friend i mentioned a minute ago called me while i was tryin to eat my breakfast in peace -which she has a knack for doing, i might add- and we argued heatedly for bout 15 minutes and then hung up.  i called her back after i was done and we argued some more.  then we hung up and i had to go get new oil filters for my jeep.  after i did that, i stopped in to harrass my mom, as is customary on days when i have nothing better to do and she was in a bad mood becuz a bunch of shit was going wrong so i skedaddled out of there and went back home.  my mom sells real estate for a living but shes a real jerk when things go wrong. i called psycho again and we dueled for another 20 minutes or so but then she shouted at me that i was bothering her and interrupting the flow of her day and not to call her anymore until after 6 PST.  so i called her about 5 minutes later and she really let me have it good.  after that a few people came over and we shot some ball and went to lunch.  after lunch we went our separate ways to get ready for some dinner party one of the guys that works for one of our team sponsors is throwing later tonite.  he's an alright guy, i guess, but i would rather chill out at a barbeque in someone's backyard.  so i guess thats my entry for the day.  people actually do this shit?  im a smart guy all in all but i cant imagine someone wanting to do this everyday.  psycho [ok her name is heather, shes pretty sane] manages to make a semi-intersting blog but she also leads a semi-interesting life.  i just wake up, eat, surf, hang out, and thats about it.  im just not that intersted in being useful unnecessarily.  anyway i think im gonna eat before i go to this stupid party in case the food is a bomb.  im a growing boy, i need to eat when i need to eat.  and i guess this would be the end of day 1's blog.